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Consonant reader,

Freak country- levelling, tyrannical uber- weather systems becoming commonplace..

The very heart of our fragile democracy compromised:

-First by Gotham city's finest vigilante dropping by on Buckingham 'Pal' and evading the first 'wave' of security who were busy reading the papers, probably..

-Then a bunch of builders (Ok I know they weren't builders but they fooled me)
barging in on the house of commons whilst all hell broke loose outside in a pit of confusion and bloodied truncheons..

Erm, excuse me ladies and germs, but is the end of the world looming ever nearer?

*What do you mean 'No you dopey shit', what does that mean??*

B x.